she was so not down for the gang bang
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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