somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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