i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Randomize
