we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Randomize