I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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