Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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