i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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