bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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