Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I have aggressive nipples.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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