jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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