OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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