): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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