i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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