I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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