The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Ketchup is God's man juice
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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