No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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