But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Me too!
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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