I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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