Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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