Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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