Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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