3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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