Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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