I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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