If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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