even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
You smell like stripper and shame
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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