everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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