People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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