Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
