butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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