I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
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