Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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