we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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