Define "chronic" masturbator.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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