VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
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