He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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