My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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