yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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