at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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