summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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