And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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