Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize
