So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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