So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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