What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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