how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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