Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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