You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Randomize
