It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
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