are you still at the devil's house?
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
high people should be assigned attendants
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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