There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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