he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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