I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
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That's how twitter works, right?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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