what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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